
Now cats are normally the best of my zen teachers
They are very present beings …

When they are hungry, they eat
When tired, they rest
Alert and focused in the moment of their existence,
they seldom miss a trick.

Totally undistracted by temporal worries …
They are the epitome of willing playfulness

Usually i don’t mind being their servant
i feed them when they ask,
usually thats once a day.
That is, if they have crunches
that are fresh and clean water placed in strategic spots

…for some reason they don’t tip over
those nice cobalt blue bowls

don’t even think of using a coffee cup
Seeing as how I am visited by an urban wild kingdom of critters
like opossums and raccoons

A pet door is out of the question
This means I am their door boy
since they must ask me to open the door for them…

Going outside for a cat is irresistible …
The house is a place of safety and comfort
but so boring
Outside is where it’s happening and
they are ever curious
about what is going on
out there right now

I don’t mind abiding by their wishes
usually…

In and out all day is fine…
They like to sleep at night and pop out for a morning prowl about 7 am…
Fine during the week, I get up then any way
and on the weekend I can open the door for them at seven on automatic
without totally losing the dream
sometimes…
Their normal pattern is something i have accepted…

However lately, this cold weather, rainy, snow stuff
has them all excited…and stirred up
They look out the windows …
they know it is cold as hell and raining

but there is something fantastic going on out there
and they don’t want to miss it

So at 2 in the morning Linus decides he has to go out to investigate…

A deep throaty Meoooww
penetrates into the dream scape i am experiencing
….like a glossamer thread of steel …
pulling me back to this … reality
But I don’t want to leave this dream!
..come on cats!! dang…
so i hang in the dream until..
a second more insistent command…
a spell of intention that compels me
to return to this waking life….
MEOOOOOOOWWW …
Linus does that in the stair well where the acoustics resonate
and amply his voice perfectly
Ok Linus …
stumble down stairs …
but I give him a boost in the fanny on the way out
Just to let him know …damn cats!
Whizzz…Two cats flash in from the ‘dark wet’…….
Nala and Shanti….. pop back in …

Half soaking wet and yet totally energized by the experience
now the cats and i hang out quite a bit …
they like a good rub behind the ears and are very good company
usually…

but when they are cold and wet …
i am not just the door boy I am also a reclining heating pad for them
during the day that is fine but when i am trying to sleep …
please !!
and the little thing they do with their claws…needing !@#@!
that’s right out…
and just not happening !!

They eventually nap and I can finally sleep
Yes~!
No ~~~~ The deep MAO….of Linus returning…
As I expected the cold and wet stifled his curiosity…
in about an hour!
He wants in NOW…
Krike….it’s three am
and of course Linus, the old warrior,
past his prime but still king of the neighborhood

..needs a recharge, his paws are so cold!
And people wonder why i tend to describe all cats as female?
So I have decide…This is IT
I am putting my teachers up for auction on E-bay….

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