August 29, 2006
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Is there is an Art
to cutting hair balls off of cats?
Ok here was the plan
first pet the cat to reassure her
that you love her
Then get her use to the scissors
hummmm
Just where Is Johnny Depp?
when you really need him..
Why does John
not look very happy?
NOW slowly
begin to dig into the fur ball
being careful not to open up
gaping wound in the soft flesh
very messy
very fast
hum
just a bit more
There
perfect
!@@!
mean while
Johnny’s bush trimming days are over
Sorry Ladies
he has given up his clippers
forever
for warmer waters
south of the border
Arrrr… me lads
with both hand filled
with cocked pistols
he`s a happy Pirate now
Comments (16)
:laugh:
:wave:
Has the llama taken over from the porpoise
? It sounds as if you used the same technique with regards to cat-clipping as we used for brushing – get the cat to love the central vacuum, and never again will she need to be brushed. Of course, once the vacuum made an appearance from that moment on, she would be rolling on her back begging for some quality central brushing. Best wishes
:sunny:
nahhhhh
:wave:
Wow … I don’t know what to say about this at all. Too many thoughts swimming in my head … :p
:sunny:
:goodjob:
EYE POPPER!! Laugh…Edward S.H. is one of my favorite movies..but I have to ask..just have too..after the “hair ball trim” was that thing part chiuhaha ( tiny dog with big eyes) you know I cant spell..crossed with a Tropical Poisenous Tree Frog….and something else tooo!!! :spinning::sunny:aye your a funny guy sometimes..I thought maybe *You Became the Now* and left your daughter to play at will on your site:) If so she did a bang up job!
Blessings..and Joy..come visit my site*
((Wings))
Hahaa! :sunny: Man, I don’t know what you’ve been smoking… but this is funny!
:spinning: i won’t let Roger or Coal see this! (my cats of course!)
Love the pictures of Johnny Depp. I couldn’t quite place what he had to do with trimming the fur balls off of cats, but any post with pictures of Johnny is a great post.
lol fun post. Judi
RYC—i can’t sut & paste either…e-mail Xanga John and ASK him why that it…i’m blue in the face from questioning it
Brrrrr, winter’s comin’ get that cat a coat . . . . . . . . . .
WHO ARE YOU?
That was hilarious. I was on the phone with my son when I read your post and laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants. :laugh::laugh: I sent it to him right then so we had some good laughs toghether. 
My old calico(21, I posted a pic of her a couple of weeks ago) has been getting hairballs for a year now and she will absolutely shred me if I go anywhere below her neck to cut them off. 
I have bought the razor comb cutters,(don’t bother), tried the hypnotic petting,(works briefly), sneaked up behind her while she’s eating,(that really pisses her off) and tried lots of different brushes. The brushes work to loosen a lot of the knots but if the ( handles were a little bit longer ) I wouldn’t loose so much skin and blood.:lol: I’ve taken to wearing a leather jacket and gloves ( that’s awkward but safer) and I’ve even thrown a blanket over her to pin her down. :rolleyes: She is such a psycho that I have get drastic but she’s also scrawny and I thought I had killed her when I pinned her down. 
:cry: So I can’t use that method anymore and she’s too fragile for tranquilizers. Now I just work really fast and try to slip a comb under the ball next to her skin so I wont cut her and snip as quick as I can before she catches on. It is a 2 person job.
You and I are hanging around in the same collective universe again. I just last week watched Edward Scissorhands. :lookaround: Haven’t seen it in years but had the urge so got it from netflix. I am absolutely in love with Johnny Depp :heartbeat: God did an awesome job with him. :spinning: He’s not only gorgeous in Pirares but hilariously campy and funny. Thanks for a great post.:sunny: