August 5, 2004

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  Do you remember the movie/book Dreamcatcher by Steven King? 

  
  

  Not the greatest book/movie ..but this isn’t a review.

  
  

  

  
  

  Recall the last scene where the worm had almost made it to the water supply…and got squished at the last second.

  
  

  When you look around at the planet today.. 

  
  

  Do you ever wonder if long ago…such a worm actually made it!

  
  

  

  
  

  While I was looking for  suitable pictures …I ran across this review…

  
  

  http://www.thechokehold.com/rhetoric/dreamcatcher/dreamcatcher.html

  
  

  I did not write this brief story!…it is stolen from the net!

  
  

  This doesn’t work, so Jonesy runs out to the shed and rampantly searches for some duct tape to seal up the toilet which will free his friend Beaver, who is having a crisis of his own. His trembling hands let loose his batch of toothpicks and he scrambles to grab one while still trying to contain the alien. Again – his toothpicks. He reaches and reaches, but the worm gives a couple of warnings that if Beaver stands up for even a second, it is going to leap out of his prison bowl and unleash some alien ruckus on everything still alive in the house. But Beaver doesn’t heed this threat and continues to stumble on and off the seat for his nerve calming, life saving, everything’s gonna be fine toothpicks.
  

  I am a smoker.I have smoked for 15 years and I’m smoking right now. Just now I couldn’t think of a sentence and smoked again. But you bet your bloody ass if not having a cigarette was the only thing keeping an extraterrestrial shit monster from devouring my black lungs, I would wait the four hours it’s going to take my friend to come back from the shed with some duct tape to save my nic-fitting, shivering body. I wouldn’t care if it was the magic cigarette-spawning-cigarette that would plant nicotine seeds throughout my cabin which would grow a constant supply of cigarettes so I could live my smoke filled life saving a bunch of money every week like my friends tell me I could, I’m keeping my ass planted on the toilet I should never have sat on. I’m not going anywhere without that duct tape. And not just because my life would be in jeopardy, both from the alien and the damage from smoking, but primarily because every single tile in this bathroom is overflowing with Rick the hunter’s ass blood. But that doesn’t seem to stop the Beaver from wanting to put it in his mouth..

  
  

   

  
  

  Dos… As you watch some movies..

  
  

  have you ever kinda started pulling for the monster?

  
  

  thinking??

  
  

  If that idiot does one more stupid thing ….!   

  
  

  

  
  

  he/she deserves to die!

  
  

  

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  Barn’s burnt down -
  now I can see the stars.

  
  

  (Masahide)

  
  

  
  

  
  

  “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already
  earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake,
  since for him the spinal cord would suffice”.
  (Albert Einstein)

  
  

  

  
  

  “Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
  and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
  Happiness never decreases by being shared.”
  (Buddha)

  
  

  
  
   

  
  

  
  

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